Proclaiming truths since the dawn of the Republic
Be it known that our network of trusted informers has uncovered a new trickery from those in power, namely the larcenous purloiners of Gem City, who through their usual acts of puppetry and infamous deceits, shall bring back upon the Republic a season long forgotten: Spring.
Be it known that The Fury, dissatisfied with incommensurate progress in their dark designs, have taken their pugnacious villainy to one more blessed shore of the Republic and are being opposed with the usual valiance by our mighty combattants stationed at the North Grip. Informers have revealed that mult soldiers have expressed relief in the new panorama offered to them, after many skirmishes with the ghastly tribals of the green valley.
79 Summer, Glorious Riverside Edition